cofermiklopdastrebonquies

means i’m a cool kid

him: “i’m a cool kid”

me: “i’m cofermiklopdastrebonquies”

him: “what does that mean???”

me: “the same thing, but it just sounds cooler.. making me better than you ;)”

by youngspaghetti October 13, 2019

Cofernus

Cofernus is the official godly name for our real messiah Cody Fern.

Cofernus is put together of three words.

Co = Cody
fer = Fern

nus= because it makes it more godly

Our lord and savior Cofernus will save us.
Cofernus is the only real god.
Cofernus is not a snack, but a whole ass meal.

by CodyFernsRejectedButtah April 8, 2021

coker-factor

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals

'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

cogert

Cogert is someone so stupid they forget how to laugh

Person A-why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Person B-I dont know.
Person C-Neither do I
Person A- To get to the second hand shop..
Person A and B- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Person C- I forgot how to Laugh
Person A-You are so cogert

by Jimmybob10123 August 21, 2008

Comernist

what angry rednecks call communists

If you put ketchup on a hot dog you are a Comernist.

by Tim the real enchanter December 23, 2008

coner

reaching a boinf in the cold, leading to a raging cold boner

Dude, i totally just saw the new girl outside and got a total coner

by Alan Griggsby December 16, 2009

Cokerin

Sometimes referred to as 'Heroak', Cokerin is the mixture of cocaine and heroin. The name is, like the substance, a mix of the two.

Boy Howdy It sure is a good thing I have some Cokerin! doing heroin was making me tired, I was afraid I might have to stop using it for a few hours to sleep.

by crakie July 31, 2010