cock waffle

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.

Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.

by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

Cock Check Control

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.

I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure

by Gimaf November 23, 2012

cock doughnut

A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.

Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night

Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut

by jasorkowski657 April 2, 2016

Travel cock

An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.

Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'

Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'

Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'

by shmurnt August 8, 2009

Cock

Why are you looking up cock for anyways?

Stop looking up cock on urban dictionary m8

by ChoKa LoKaq May 2, 2021

Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016