closet sister

two females who are best friends that partake in sexual acts while still maintaining a heterosexual lifestyle

jenna and macy are closet sisters but jenna has a boyfriend

by swoosh_bear92 June 20, 2011

Tamil Closet

A deadly location where a person is backed into a corner and is repeatedly hurricane-kicked, haduken'd, and receives numerous dragon-uppercuts.

"Oh snap, that bitch is being put into a Tamil Closet."

by T-Chan January 25, 2009

clogschnoggler

A large peepee.

I'm going to club you with my clogschnoggler.

or

Kevin has a clogschnoggler

by Dookie Butt August 16, 2009

Closet Shrine

A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.

Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.

by lafuferfly August 11, 2010

turd closet

A small public toilet stall

Excuse me I gotta hit the turd closet real quick

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

very close talking

1. the point in a conversation right before a possible kiss when you are standing with your faces awkwardly close, but still talking

2. a euphemism for kissing

1. From the Bounty Hunters episode of "Psych":
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.

2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."

by candidiasis March 3, 2008

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022