Chookineering

To do a job in the most dodgy way possibly known to mankind.

Did you see old mate the sparky Chookineering that wiring, I wouldn't be surprised if he lit up like a Christmas Tree before he has finished.

I chookineered the new turbo on the Mazda, only ended up with 8 stitches.

by DodgyBros January 12, 2023

Chopping up the flow

When someone or something interferes with your daily functioning

Hey man you are really chopping up the flow right now boss

by Bigacademicguy January 13, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Chopin

A synonym describing the process whereby a living or non-living object breaks up another living or non-living object into smaller pieces that are usually not able to be put back together again

Before your dad went to get milk, he ordered you to do some Chopin on the piano.
Soon, your room was full of small pieces of wood.
I guess that's why he didn't come back.

by professional_circle July 19, 2023

Choobing

when you cum in someones ass then suck it out with your mouth

bro, i had this bitch over last night and we did some choobing.

by ashi69420 November 24, 2023

Chooning

sex

My wife and her coworker were chooning last night. I don't know what I'm going to do. They were chooning so hard I was mildly turned on even. I'm not a cuck though. I choon sometimes.

by Chooner6227 March 27, 2024