CHOAD PUFFER

A dick sucker..one who suck's dick/penis

Hey Heard that Tommy is a Choad Puffer.

by nighttalk.us July 18, 2004

choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.

Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.

by Richard October 22, 2004

bain choad

French for "fuckin' hot"

Y-est bain choad d'hors tabarnac

by Hoopaloo! September 28, 2008

Fat Choad

1. A loud morbidly overweight person that is skilled in the practice of annoying people with boring overinflated stories.

"This class sucks. The instructor is a fat choad".

by Bald fury May 1, 2011

Choad

Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.

"You can suck my choad."

by Spyder Edwards December 3, 2004

Choadler

1) Derogatory term for a homosexual. 2) Insult meaning that the recipient performs fellatio for pleasure.

I can't stand Bob! He's a fucking choadler!

by FlatPatty September 19, 2009

cholds

A word to use when there simply is no other word. Often used to interrupt other people when you don't feel like responding. Can be used as a verb if you want to try to avoid being specific. (Verb forms: I cholds, I have choldsed, having choldsed, etc.). A semi-precious word to be used most effectively against those who have not understood the meaning yet, thus often annoying. Those who don't understand cholds often react by saying what? Those who do understand usually say: "yeah" and nod.

What were you doing last night when I called you?

choldsing and/or
cholds

two05 (12:30 PM): hi
ratpack57 (12:31 PM): cholds
two05 (12:31 PM): yeah

"Cholds songs?"
"NO!!!"

"I got in a long fight last night and then I had to go up to my room and do you know what my mom said?"
"Cholds?"
"What? no!"

by tim October 17, 2004