Chicago Boxing is an act where one person restrains another person from behind by holding the arms of the aforementioned person while a third person punches or slaps the restrained person. Specifically, where the restrained person is a female and her breasts are slapped or lightly boxed.
Stacy thought it was funny when she hit Todd in the balls, but when Todd and Steve started Chicago Boxing her she quit laughing really quickly.
by SuperFrostedButts June 10, 2011
Get the Chicago Boxingmug. A town around 45 minutes from Chicago Il. A town of sady mother fuckers that smoke weed all day because they think theyr'e cool. But who can blame 'um?
by RIDGE RAT February 29, 2012
Get the Chicago Ridgemug. When they win, the fans are CONVINCED that every other team sucks and the Bears will win the Super Bowl.
When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.
The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.
The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
The Chicago Bears have not won a Super Bowl in over 20 years, yet fans still claim that they are the best team in the league.
They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
by Bearsstillsuck April 7, 2011
Get the Chicago Bearsmug. A term originating in the Chicago metropolitan area describing a particular style of semen facial where the man lovingly and perfectly bisects his partner's face with his ejaculate as to avoid said partner's eyes. A Chicago Ending typically describes the man's intent rather than deed, as it is difficult to execute a perfect Chicago Ending in practice.
OMG, Andy took me out to dinner in Chicago last night, and later gave the me the best Chicago Ending. It was so sweet and fitting.
by Gans December 5, 2012
Get the Chicago Endingmug. by Chuck Mangioni September 28, 2003
Get the Chicago Martinimug. 1. Ranked the 8th best overall university in the country by U.S. News and World Report.
2. The worst four years of your life.
3. The school that people in Korea know about but people in Chicago don't.
4. Not UIC (University of Illinois in Chicago)
2. The worst four years of your life.
3. The school that people in Korea know about but people in Chicago don't.
4. Not UIC (University of Illinois in Chicago)
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: University of Chicago.
Person 1: Cool! I have a couple of friends that go there!
Person 2: No, you don't. It's U of C, not UIC.
Or,
Man 1: Is that a woman or a tree with warts?
Man 2: Impossible to tell, but she/it looks better than my
last girl friend from this school. Let's pop some more
anti-anxiety pills, smoke some weed, and drink a bit and see if she'll talk to us. Will you back me up in case I get scared?
Man 1: Please, does E=MC^2? Of course I'll back you up.
Man 2: Thanks, man. Hey, if this doesn't work out, let's go
home and study!
Person 2: University of Chicago.
Person 1: Cool! I have a couple of friends that go there!
Person 2: No, you don't. It's U of C, not UIC.
Or,
Man 1: Is that a woman or a tree with warts?
Man 2: Impossible to tell, but she/it looks better than my
last girl friend from this school. Let's pop some more
anti-anxiety pills, smoke some weed, and drink a bit and see if she'll talk to us. Will you back me up in case I get scared?
Man 1: Please, does E=MC^2? Of course I'll back you up.
Man 2: Thanks, man. Hey, if this doesn't work out, let's go
home and study!
by UofCAlum June 16, 2010
Get the University of Chicagomug. by Tack May 12, 2003
Get the chicago sidewindermug.