Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 09, 2023

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.

David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else

by WinstonBoy May 13, 2021

chappings

when eating cancer hard some snacks

gewoon kk hard chappen toch

gisteren assie gepoft en chappings gezet met me neef was kk goeie

by hammam May 29, 2020

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 10, 2024

Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.

Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.

by Sumrbrzg April 13, 2023

Rip in the Chap

When something bad occurs and you don’t know how to respond you saw rip in the chap

Of shoot I forgot my shoes what a rip in the chap

by With fnansjfnem October 11, 2019