Chafed

adj. (ʧeɪft)
Something that sucks ass or is bad in general

"Dude did you see his new cut?"

"Yeah bro, that shit is chafed on all cylinders."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Chaffee

When you want to catchup for a ‘coffee’ but you prefer tea (cha) and the other person prefers coffee.

Up for a chaffee?

by MetroMel June 20, 2025

Chafed my Vagina

When something (the same something) continually happens that is irritating/annoying

It really chafed my vagina when people cut me off in traffic.

by OGVaginaChafer August 2, 2025

Chafing

To yearn or desire someone deeply

As the woman watched her husband sail away, she was chafing for her to come back

by Yuri-Tarded Son September 1, 2025

Chafaipilled

To be so based that it goes beyond human comprehension

Person 1: Yo have you heard Alan’s political takes? They are very well thought out and nuanced, he should be the president

Person 2: Yeah bro he’s Chafaipilled

by 6became November 6, 2025

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 2, 2011