cell flow

An imaginary form of measurement used by telephone companies trying to determine how much data is being passed across the network on DSL. There is absolutely no conversion from "cells" to, say, kilobytes, and the amount of cell flow may vary depending on what kind of DSLAM your service is coming through. Tech support will generally use this as a be-all end-all for how good your connection is. For example, if there's a lot of cell flow they may think you're either downloading a lot of pr0n, you have a virus, or there's nothing wrong at all. If there's only a trickle of cell flow, they may think you have a firewall, you're not at home browsing actively, there's a problem, or there's nothing wrong at all.

Customer: I can't bring up any web pages.
Tech Support: Really? I see a ton of cell flow. Maybe you've got a virus.

by jazzsequence March 1, 2005

Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.

It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.

by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

cellie

a cell phone. often used by me to tell people to call it

call my cellie
OMG i've lost my cellie

by Ducky October 24, 2004

cell phone

A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

by Samir February 16, 2005

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

cellfish

cellular-phone selfish person.
one who stage-phones ( i can't belieave this word is still undefined in the UD!..), and talks loudly disregarding those who have abso-fuckin'-lutely zip interest in what, or who the frick might be on the phone's other end!

Hadeel , you are a cellfish bitch. End of line.fullfuckin'stop.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Red Cell

An elite unit that would conduct controlled assaults on American bases to test their security and ability to defend themselves against terrorist threats. Founded under the control of Richard Marcinko, who founded SEAL Team 6 as well, this unit was later decommissioned due to complaints that the operations conducted by Red Cell were too rough and out of control of officers in charge of the military bases. Red Cell played a little too dirty for their likings. Let's hope that real terrorists play nice enough for them so they can be prepared to deal with it.

Red Cell just took down an American base. Shows how good our security is.

by Wannabe Frogman October 14, 2006