The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.

Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.

by Edword August 4, 2006

Cornbread Cracker

1.) A person who has the skin pigmentation of a member of the Caucasian race, but was raised by corn-bread eating, jive-talking, chicken-lickin' African Americans.

I heard her on the phone, and when I saw her she was a Cornbread Cracker...white as snow

by dookielicious December 8, 2010

cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :

Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.

by Alaina Spaur September 8, 2007

Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

by dick dimple June 13, 2009

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004

Burnt cracker

when people call you a white cracker, go ahead and respond back burnt cracker! i really don't know why people call the white race crackers, I, myself is very offended by that. so I always respond "burnt cracker" if someone of the african american race calls me a cracker

"excuse me BURNT CRACKER"

by racist junkie January 21, 2004