Carpet Ninja

Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.

The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)

Stop being a Carpet Ninja!

by Yatez November 2, 2007

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laying carpet

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.

Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.

by joose206 June 1, 2012

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Related Words

Calpet • Calpetanus • carpet muncher • carpet • carpet bomb • Carpet Bombing • carpetbagger • carpet burn • Carpet Shark • carpet cleaner

carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009

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Magic Carpet

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.

Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?

Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.

by BigDonk August 29, 2012

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cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)

When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.

by soy_sauce June 10, 2010

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carpet bomb

The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.

Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel

by Ether December 29, 2004

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carpetmints

can be used in the place of the word crap or words with the same meaning as crap.

1) OH CARPETMINTS!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

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2) Anthony: We have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

Jessie: Oh my goodness, i didn't study. CARPETMINTS!!

by jess the spinster March 8, 2008

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