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cali

ANNOYING word that people who dont live in california use when talking about california, and think they are cool saying it. seriously inlanders, stfu and just say california instead.
colorado girl: omg im going to cali!
californian: SHUT UP YOU WHORE
by lizzzi April 13, 2006
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calabrese

Thos who derive from Calabria, The southern most region of the Italian mainland. They are more like Sicilians then northern Italians. Both have the dark skin, dark hair and very similar dialects.
Are u italian, yea im Calabrese.

1: Tu sei siciliana
2: no no Sono calabrese
by Rizzuto killa April 8, 2005
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cali

a word used by non Californians. Typically often thought of as a children's word. Only posers and losers use this word to seem cool
non Californian "want to go to cali and surf some barrels bro"?

Californian "punches him in the face"
by t1si1jdf4 December 12, 2007
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caleb

Caleb a strong sexy guy with a HUGE dick over 7 inches ;) ;) ladies hes a keeper hes also super great in bed
by Johnnysredrocket November 21, 2016
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Caleb

A cute boy who is usually depressed. He has black hair and dark eyes. Not many girls like him. But the ones who do are amazing! One of them is a stalker though... All calebs have inappropriate jokes and good senses of humor. If your a caleb you'd be lucky to find anyone who can make you laugh.
Wow that guy is such a caleb!
by AnUglydude April 27, 2017
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calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.
"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."
by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008
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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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