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Calgersnow

Snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.

Derived from Calgary Alberta's ridiculously stupid weather patterns.
"I can't believe it's June! Time to go sun tanning!" -- looks out window to discover snow pouring outside -- "... frig. The Calgersnow started."
by Miss Mcgillicutty May 13, 2009
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calbezon

exclamation meaning "how bizarre"

origins: Originator thought OMC sang "calbezon" in their song "How Bizarre" and therefore calbezon became a synonym for "How Bizarre."
Route 93 south actually runs north. Calbezon!
by Bean Meister April 13, 2007
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Caller Inner

A person who habitually calls into work sick or ill.
the employee is a caller inner!
by kalfson October 13, 2011
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caber test

a test of strength. From the caber toss, wherein one tosses the caber to prove how strong one is.
He thinks that the exams are a caber test.
by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011
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callergies

when you don't just have a cold or just have allergies. you've got both! an aggresive combination of both and a total bitch to get rid of.
As used in a simple dialogue,

"Paige, my nose is so itchy and I'm sneezing all day. The zyrtec and nyquil didn't work, so what's wrong with me?"
"Courtney, you have callergies!"
by wanna_be_WebMD August 26, 2013
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callery pear

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
by Bicycleman May 31, 2017
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Calerse

I talk calerse.
by Loscietteisoriencio January 17, 2018
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