crippledgrandfather

a sexy, sad, and sexy tiktoker that definitely has many friends!

cool person because they follow crippled grandfather on tiktok and instagram: do you follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram?

lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame

by crippledgrandfather February 20, 2021

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly

Did you see that old cripple down the road?

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

cripple-kill

When you kill three disabled people.

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.

That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special

by Cripplejock February 10, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.

That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special

by Cripplejock February 10, 2021

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021