confelicity

We all know the word 'schadenfreude' for pleasure in another's pain or misfortune. Happily, there is an antonym for pleasure in another's pleasure or happiness: confelicity (Latin con- with + felicitas happiness)

Watching the kids open their Christmas presents filled me with confelicity.

by bewattled December 24, 2022

Confab

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Hey, how was that confab last night? Do you want another one?

by rembloaks February 28, 2023

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

Cheese Coney

A hot dog on a bun with mustard onions and cheese with skyline chili on top

I ordered 3 cheese coneys from Skyline

by Melvinmartin July 26, 2018

Southern Coney

When you fuck someone’s shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis

Dude 1: Bro she’s a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!

by Earl the Man April 24, 2019

Lucas Confair

A very gay dude
Likes licking brothers dick

Lucas Confair cum over here ill give u a $100

by Random Dudede November 20, 2019

Stupendous confectionery

To describe someone as a formal “sweet one” politely and with class.

You are a stupendous confectionery

by Annoynyms73929284739 June 19, 2022