cockblocker

The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.

John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.

by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003

Cocoball

A testicle with a nipple on it (a mixture betweeen a coconut (boob) and balls.)

Also, it’s possible to replicate breast feeding by allowing the baby to suck on the nipple portion.

“I was about to suck the life out of Zach last night but when I pulled down his pants he had cocoballs”
“Oh shit that’s kinda nasty. What’d you do?”
“I just kinda closed my eyes and went for it.”
“Damn. That’s kinda kinky.”

by Big Dick Lucy May 25, 2018

CocoBozo

Someone that has clownlike tendencies and uses Coco Bliss as an intimate moisturizer

CocoBozo is used when someone

uses Coco Bliss like a Clown

by CocoBozo June 20, 2021

chocobox

a word that refers to the anus

I got a good look at Gina's chocobox when we were 69-ing last night

by Jose Oliva Rocha October 13, 2007

cockblocker

one who prevents one from engaging in pleasurable experiences with another person.

this scenario generally happens when the "cockblocker" is jealous because THEY aren't getting and if they can't have any then neither can you.

cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.

ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"

ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"

by the DanL March 17, 2010

Cockblack

Cockblack, n: A cockblock that has a power level of over 9000.

Arthur: Hey lets go out!

Tricia: Lets go to Madagascar!

Zaphod: Wanna see my space ship?

-Tricia and Zaphod fly off in spaceship-

Arthur: damn it not another cockblack....

by Cyrus cybernetics corperation December 16, 2011

cockblock

to be blocked while trying to get some action

while i was running my game on sam, rotunda jones( her fat friend) tried to cockblock me

by Mr 1 derful December 9, 2008