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Dorsal Choad

An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.
My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.
by Rivardary June 16, 2019
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Choad in a Blanket

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
by the grim preacher January 2, 2017
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Choad Chowder

Another colorful name for cum, but especially when it’s more thick and clumpy.
(John)” mannnn I heard Maria swallows cum!”
(Mike) “ oh yeah bro, she loves that Choad Chowder
by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025
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Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.
That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!
by tauhntow December 30, 2009
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chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.
Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.
by p-ro August 7, 2018
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world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.
Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"
by #duncelife April 29, 2020
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Choad

A nickname for Toad from Mario games (NSMBW, NSMBU, and Super Mario 3d Word, etc.)
(IYKYK)
(It = Choad)
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”
by Anonymous WRTP Watcher August 22, 2022
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