A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.
The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.
"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"
And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
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minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga
with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.
minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga
with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.
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