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conga

A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.

The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard.

The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA.

"VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!"

And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning.
"CONGA!!!"

"What the hell you are you talking about, asshat? Cut that shit out."

"...CONGA!!!"
by Mark Crutchley August 25, 2005
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John Cena

The Act of Disappearing or leaving a social event unnoticed,or Facebook chat or in-boxing session without saying bye.
(You cant see me)
Dude,what the hell happened last night?you did a John Cena on me on facebook,what the Hell?

Guys,we need to Make a John Cena Escape from this Party.
by MaddoxMoose October 17, 2011
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The hottest guy in WWE RAW!!! With a KICK ASS comeback at the Royal Rumble!!!
Let's go watch WWE RAW. Lets Watch John Cena Kick Some A$$!
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Cena

When you are about to witness something amazing, like, someone's face is revealed, someone is about to be killed, some hot female babe is about to remove her clothing, but before this happens, a video of John Dena's theme song will appear and you will continue to feel depressed.
Guy 1: so someone died in the new Walking dead episode.
Guy 2: WHAT? WHOOO?
Guy 1: *whips out his phone and the John cena theme starts playing*
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momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.
"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."
by SusieQ October 31, 2006
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Cunga

Cunga is another word for dick cheese. The cheese under the head of your dick whenever you pull back the skin.
A: Dude I love my circumsized penis!
B: Lucky. I'm uncircumsized and always get cunga under the head of my dick.
by bruh monkey1 July 20, 2020
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