roman candle

It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.

You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,

because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.

dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things

she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...

by skankpeter May 22, 2022

Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

by El Chupachichis July 31, 2013

One Lit Candle

A girl either giving a blowjob/handjob teases her man back and forth with a lit match or lighter on there dick.

Look here kid to make up for it iama let missy here take care of you give him a one lit candle.

by sourai November 7, 2011

Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it

"I need your roman candle to light it."

by Laura and Levi December 28, 2007

scented candle

When you smell another mans penis after having anal sex.

Hey wanna smell my scented candle?

by Gotta poop May 6, 2017

Hoe ass candle

A person who thinks that the HIV virus cannot be spread through oral sex due to the harsh environment of the mouth. Originally from Yik Yak at the University of Waterloo.

"Who's hoe ass candle? I want her kik!"

by Hoeasscandle69 March 11, 2016

Roman candle

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle

Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun

by Hachet420 July 2, 2011