Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016

Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.

Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!

by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.

I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.

by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018

pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick

Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.

by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.

Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard

by syncc March 25, 2024

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022