Calamity

The sexiest skin in fortnite, maybe even gaming history.

Yo stage 1 Calamity im finna risk it all.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

CallMeCarson

CallMeCarson, A.K.A. Carson King, is a content creator on YouTube. He is mostly known for gaming and generally fun streams. As of right now, he has 2.95M subscribers. He would have had more, if he hadn't gotten into a bit of controversy. In January of 2021, a twitter user showed screenshots of Carson talking to her on Discord. The conversation went from peaceful to full on sexting and nudes. Though only a 2 year age gap, and in California, it is legal to have sex at 17 (At least from what I'm told), it is still considered wrong in typical twitter fashion. Though, the age of consent in America is mostly 18, so people took it as Carson was committing a crime. (In personal belief, I think the AOC on the internet is 18, but that's up to you.) Despite the controversy, at the time I'm making this, Carson seems to be working on a video about the controversy. So, we should give him his time.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of CallMeCarson?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Well, apparently, he's being cancelled for some pedo stuff.
Person 2: Oh, well that sucks...
Person 1: I know, right? And it's not even that bad! He lives in California, where the AOC is 17, and she sent him nudes first! So technically, he got manipulated into sending nudes to her! And people still compare him to EDP445... He did do a wrong, but people are blowing it out of proportion!
Person 2: Ouch. That sucks.
Person 1: I know, right?

by Alcetrose June 29, 2021

calla

a girl with a wierd obsession with Craig Nicholls and Nirvana

'wow! it's a calla and it's stealing all the purple-polka dotted pumpkins! run for your lives!',screamed the sadistic, perverted clown.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

shot calla

One who calls shots as "in" or "out."

Tom shoots the ball.

Brad: "IN!"

The shot goes in.

Tom: "Dag, Brad, you a shot CALLA!"

by Janx McGanx August 2, 2007

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".

"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004

Callalily

Simply a Tease.

There is this girl I know, Callalily, she's a bigger tease than half the strippers at a place called Jimmy's in Huntsville, Al.

by Heywood Jablowme March 2, 2004