hot buttered

The method of buttering bread with Philly spread before putting it in the toaster.
Coined by Lance and Brendan at the Kabuto

Commonly other spreads are addded...

crunchy peanut butter
marmite
jam if you a fruit

by Karl May 17, 2004

Buttered muffin

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because it kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 23, 2007

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Butthead

(N)One of the sassiest and most beautiful girls in the US of A. Is synonymous for the word Buttface (N). The original butthead was first sighted by the male model Andrew who recorded that the amazingly gorgeous girl named Kelsea, was to be known as butthead. If you believe you have spotted a butthead, please report to assaholics.com for verification.

Is that fine ass woman Kelsea? Damn she is a butthead

by Uganda sex slave March 26, 2013

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009

gutterhead

giving a man oral sex on a toilet while he excretes fecal matter from his rectal area.

"Dude, I just got some gutterhead last night..."

"WHO WOULD DO THAT?!?!"

by fatlazycat99 January 2, 2008