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bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.
“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”
bunk steamer by spherika December 20, 2023
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bunk status 

Post up on your bed.
Dang girl you're on bunk status hope you feel better.
bunk status by TripsGirl January 7, 2024
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Slang for tired.

in need of sleep or rest.
bored with.
(of a thing) no longer fresh or in good condition.
(especially of a statement or idea) boring or uninteresting because overfamiliar.
"Dude, after staying up till 3 last night I'm feeling bunk'd."
Bunk'd by Bunk'dRotom April 24, 2024

Bunk Tabsmen 

It’s self explanatory when you break it down…Just ask yourself, what is more bunk than bunk tabs? The answer would be absolutely nothing. Therefore, if you are a bunk tabsmen you are a bottom of the barrel, boring, lame person.

Keep in mind: Bunk is bad and tabs refers to acid.
Mr. Zarrehparvar: "Wanna go kick it at Ginas?"

Mr. Jones: "Yeahhh no, not really. She's a huge Bunk Tabsmen bro."

Mr. Zarrehparvar: "Oh damn nevermind then."
Bunk Tabsmen by wobbyj March 3, 2025

Bunk Bedding 

When two males place their penis’s ontop of each other while facing each other. One male will wrap his hand(s) around both penis’s and stroke them. Both males should feel immense pleasure during this action.
Dude I walked in on my roommate bunk bedding with our neighbor.
Bunk Bedding by Skindiana Bones August 7, 2025

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.
Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard 

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”
Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck