dog's bullocks

Brittish slang for cool or hip, as pointed out in the comedy of Eddie Izzard.

The queen's new dress is the dog's bullocks.

by Coell September 22, 2005

Bollockyboo

Something that is not funny, just very very silly.

"That's a load of bollockyboo!"

by Alan Sex December 10, 2008

bollocks your face

a nice warm pharse to say to your friends when joking/goofing off

bollocks your face mate

by Hurleyma May 1, 2010

Houdini bollock

The phenomenon in which one of your testicles disappears up into your anatomy.

"I was having sex with my missus on the chair and my testicle got scared and went houdini bollock on me."

by Houdinibollocksufferer January 20, 2010

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

Soppy Bollocks

Someone who displays the behaviour or characteristics of Matthew Leonard or Kyle Willman

Matt, aka Soppy bollocks

by dardyarty November 1, 2019

bag of bollocks

something unsatisfactory. See also bag of shit

That car is a right bag of bollocks

by Miss Mish November 3, 2007