Jumbo China Buffet 

That place up on 5th street in reading. Low quality chinese food. Always hot though. Extremely clean bathrooms. Only place in reading you can get pizza, chicken sticks, and donut balls while eating lo mein.

Jim : Hey, i could use some crappy chinese food
Jo : Let's go to Jumbo China Buffet for cheap food.

Jumbo China Buffet by aevv September 19, 2010

the finger buffet 

Shoving two fingers in a buddies mouth after fingering some snatch.

You give someone the finger buffet when you get done fingering your girlfriend and shove two fingers in your friends mouth. Sometimes if shes hot they will suck off the left overs.

the finger buffet by goofy5953 June 6, 2009

Jimmy Buffet 

The female equivalent of 'Rosie Palmer'.

Laura - Hey Gina, what are you up to today?
Gina - I am feeling kind of blue so I was thinking of having Jimmy Buffet over to buff the muffin.

Jimmy Buffet by iamjustme August 11, 2009

Fish Buffet 

When, through some cosmic luck, you are able to get a slumber party of girls drunk and eat all of their pussies in the same night.

Guy 1: "Where did you have dinner last night?"
Guy 2: "I had a Fish Buffet catered to my house!"
Guy 3: "When do we get the tomatoes?"

Fish Buffet by Fishy man of war February 26, 2013

all you can eat buffet 

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat

Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet

all you can eat buffet by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006

brown buffet 

A collection of food that has hasn’t properly been digested as it expels from your bowels yet stained from bile. A whole mushroom with a yellow-brown stain? A bunch of them? Maybe a spinach leaf or two? The more the merrier.

Gather on a plate, serve, and maybe use something to neutralize the odor *chef’s kiss*

“Man I can’t believe Terry’s actually eating your brown buffet”

brown buffet by Fawnalie666 April 6, 2021

Magic Chinese Buffet 

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.

Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.

Magic Chinese Buffet by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011