Cotck Buddies

A state of ultimate male bonding achieved only through and ancient ritual. This ritual is sleeping side by side in cots out in the wilderness for four nights. Once the pair gains rite of passage they are considered cotck buddies.

After Vinny and I went camping we could now be considered cotck buddies.

by the cotck August 18, 2009

Brocade Buddies

Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!

Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.

Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)

Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.

Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!

Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!

Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).

Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?

Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.

Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.

Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011

culvert buddies

Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.

"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."

"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."

by BidenHelpsObamaRapeChildren September 1, 2021

butt buddies

When two people get together and use a double sided dildo anally.

Hey I got this double sided dildo!
Cool wanna hook up and be butt buddies? ,':)

by Abadazed June 19, 2016

Tunnel Buddies

When two men shit into the same girls mouth whilst howling like dogs at the same time

“Official Tunnel Buddies they said as they high fived and the girl choked”

by Holyworm666 October 16, 2017

Sync Buddies

When two or more people know each other so well they either finish each other's sentences, have tons of inside jokes they only understand, can communicate without even using words, or talk in a way they only understand either through some made up language or talking extremely fast or all of the above.

Sync Buddy 1: Man i really want...
Sync Buddy 2: To get some funnel cake at the fair?
Sync Buddy 1: YES!

Sync Buddy 1: Hey bro I'm going to BASKIN ROBIN
Sync Buddy 2: LOL!
Dude 1: Wtf?
Dude 2: Don't worry their just sync buddies

by Venn MC April 25, 2010

Blowski Buddies

Two friends who give each other blowski's or blowjobs just to pleasure each other. It usually occurs between a man and a woman and they are friends who blow each other just to make each other feel good, no relationship attachments.

"Last night me and my neighbor Sally became Blowski Buddies when she came over and we gave each other blowjobs. But we're still only friends."

by Ghandi6969 May 3, 2010