The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

boother

a derogatory term for the phrase "im good" or "its cool"

1. u down to go to the mall? nah man, im boother
2. damn that steak was boother homie

by nico assenti January 30, 2008

little brother

the person who is a communist with your ps4, but still loves and cares about you.

me: buys ps4
little Brother: sharing is communism

by xenocrite June 8, 2019

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Great movie starring George Clooney. It's based on Homer's Odyssey but is set in Mississippi during the depression.

The One-Eyed Bible Salesman in O Brother, Where Art Thou? is definetly polyphemus the cyclops from the Odyssey.

by Jon Reed November 25, 2006

Albert Einstein's brother

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend

Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008

brothel monkey

A person who regularly frequents brothels and is well known by the people who work there, so much so he/she has a "usual".

Whore 1: You see that guy, he's such a brothel monkey
Whore 2: I know! But he's pays well, he's single-handledy putting my kids through college

by Mashypoo August 28, 2009

Brother Swear

An eternally binding act of hooking middle fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

If one breaks the rules of the brotherswear, it will result in a swift kick to the testicles.

" YO DAWG THE FIVE-O ARE PARKED OUTSIDE "

" SHEEIT SON, BROTHER SWEAR ? "

by OG-PIMP-HUSTLA April 11, 2010