starboard both of em'

a term referring to both a starboard and port transducer pole which was created by a very stoopid riverboat captain named roger

hey showncy ya'll go on and fix the starboard both of em' and make sure you tape his ankles

by wickywicky pimmmmp October 24, 2008

not bothered

What pussies say when they don't wanna confront someone because they are scared

You're a bitch pop out!
Nah, I'm just not bothered.

by defgod69 June 13, 2021

Drink from both taps

To be bisexual, to swing both ways

Nicola was after Joanne and Anthony, she defo drinks from both taps.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

From the same Father who didn't Bother

Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives

Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !

by Dewars July 8, 2010

bornhoffen

1980s in juvenile usage, a person who would rather eat bread than have sex.

From a 1980's advertising campaign for bread in Australia: A man turns down an evening with a buxom wench to repair with a slice of multigrain. Voiceover: "Man does not live by bread alone but with Bornhoffen he comes close."

This was then contracted into "B'hoffen" with aspirated first syllable and finally just "boffin" to describe nerds.

Look at that bornhoffen, what a nerd.

by Roggen June 21, 2006

both barrels

To ejaculate in a particularly explosive manner, thus emptying the bean bag.

"No messing about last night, straight in, both barrels, then down the pub".

"I gave her both barrels across her chin".

by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

Shiny Botch

An annoying group of pretend friends from the May 2011 BB; mean, wanna-be botches who enjoy creating drama, stirring drama, talking in annoying text speak and posting annoying LOLcatz. They think they are above everyone else, but are really truly just annoying and wanna-be Botchy Notch Groupies.

LOOSING, duh.

I heard that girl is a shiny botch! Really? I guess I'll have to prepare to have my eyes bleed because their posts are annoying and pathetic.

by non shiny notch August 21, 2011