hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

Smokey Blumpkin

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

by SkierGuy1979 May 04, 2010

bogwash blumpkin

To balance on the seat of a toilet with your head down the bowl and your feet in the air, while both defecating and recieving fellatio from another man/women while he/she simultaneously pulls the chain.

I didn't feel like using the toilet properly or being the right-way-up, so I suggested to my girlfriend that we have a bogwash blumpkin

by banananaman January 09, 2007

The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

by Idk what this is May 16, 2011

Arctic Blumpkin

To get a blumpkin while upper-decking anyone's toilet. The receiver of said sperm load must then snowball the sperm into the toilet with the shit.

Boyfriend to girlfried:
Man, this guy doesn't know how to throw a party. he's really pissing me off.
Girfriend: Want to give him an Arctic Blumpkin?
Boyfriend: This is why I love you.

by A-7 September 20, 2009

strawberry blumpkin

when you punch a girl in the face and make her give you dome piece whilst you are taking a poopy

bitch give me a strawberry blumpkin, and i have diahrea so it might smell

by ryan wiggum June 03, 2008

Dutch [Blumpkin]

A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.

"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."

"Sweet."

by shermantank May 29, 2005