Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!
by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010
Get the Smokey Blumpkinmug. Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.
Country blumpkin
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"
by Duderer July 29, 2008
Get the country blumpkinmug. The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
by Idk what this is June 10, 2011
Get the The Blumpkin Manmug. To get a blumpkin while upper-decking anyone's toilet. The receiver of said sperm load must then snowball the sperm into the toilet with the shit.
Boyfriend to girlfried:
Man, this guy doesn't know how to throw a party. he's really pissing me off.
Girfriend: Want to give him an Arctic Blumpkin?
Boyfriend: This is why I love you.
Man, this guy doesn't know how to throw a party. he's really pissing me off.
Girfriend: Want to give him an Arctic Blumpkin?
Boyfriend: This is why I love you.
by A-7 September 20, 2009
Get the Arctic Blumpkinmug. To balance on the seat of a toilet with your head down the bowl and your feet in the air, while both defecating and recieving fellatio from another man/women while he/she simultaneously pulls the chain.
I didn't feel like using the toilet properly or being the right-way-up, so I suggested to my girlfriend that we have a bogwash blumpkin
by banananaman December 13, 2008
Get the bogwash blumpkinmug. by ryan wiggum June 3, 2008
Get the strawberry blumpkinmug. A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.
by shermantank June 13, 2005
Get the Dutch [Blumpkin]mug.