'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk April 23, 2014
Get the Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. mug.johnny stretches and lets out a long sigh mumbling something along the lines of bleaarscheroomalaloomertome!~
by Johnny Potatoe July 28, 2010
Get the bleaarscheroomalaloomertome mug.a lenthened version of blargh, this word is commonly used when one is tongue tied and annoyed. Or one says blargh with haggis in their mouth.
by aehadgh November 9, 2006
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Get the bleached wheat cracka mug.A nutritional delight. It's a drink that people have been drinking for its great taste for years! No one who has drunk it has stated that it wasn't good because they were seemingly killed. But not only is it healthy, it's also great medicine for curing depression. Screw buying some expensive shitty anti-depressant when you could buy Clorox Bleach for only $4.99! Overall a great remedy.
"Man, I'm thirsty." "Here you go, have some bleach." "You sure this is healthy?" "Yeah dude just keep drinking it, almo- OH SHIT WE NEED A DOCTOR HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"
by Yyyyjxtbc November 6, 2017
Get the Bleach mug.Random popular girl: *crying about how her life is terrible because she lost her scrunchie*
Me: Here is some bleach
Me: Here is some bleach
by Barney is sexy October 15, 2019
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