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My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.
I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.
by EatKimchi April 18, 2017
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bleazy

A Blunt Containing Marijuanna
Aka reefer,mary jane,herb,cannabis,weed,chronic
yo dog roll up a bleazy
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Bleach

Bartender- what will it be?

Guy- I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bartender- I got just the thing.
(brings back bleach and a revolver)

Bartender- go nuts!!
by SentimentalBoy June 26, 2016
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Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.
For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.
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Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.
Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.
by Iamtired543445 May 19, 2013
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Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
by olliedidthis May 23, 2018
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blessthefall

The most kickass happy hardcore/post hardcore band you will find. Insane guitar riffs, great vocals, they're the sex.
xcore dancer: Dude, fucking blessthefizzle is coming to town!!!
associate: sweet ass! blessthefall!?!?! we're going.
xcore dancer: Yeah dude, blessthefall is the best to dance to.
by XxcoredancerxX October 11, 2006
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