how 2 stop being bored

You think this is Google...Either you're a boomer or you're just stupid...

I'M so bored right now Imma just
*commits urban dictionary search*

Can't think of a sentence so imma just copy and paste it here

how 2 stop being bored

by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS February 21, 2022

Fear of Being Caged

When you fear the girl you’re foolin around with falls in love with (or in other words, cuff) you when all you wanted was action but nothin else.

Tristan’s Fear of Being Caged (FOBC) hit when the girl he met at a bar wanted to meet his family.

by SJBeeGee April 15, 2023

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by baoquan022 November 15, 2021

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

Beijing Bar Mitzvah

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006

beanisty

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

by J. Star January 9, 2006