Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.

I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 1, 2020

nightmare before christmas

Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art. Came out in 1993 and I have watched it since I was 3 years old. I grew up with the movie, as did many other people I know. Suddenly the 10th anniversary of the film's release in 2003 brings the love for this movie to the public masses, and was every kind of merchandise was sold at HotTopic. Now if it was anything else I would have said they sold out, but it was NBC so I didn't read too much into it, thinking the sales of NBC merchandise would just slowly decrease, but ever since then it has probably doubled. Now every little bull shiting emo asshole, and 12year old kid loves fucking NBC. (most of the time the Emo assholes are also 12 year olds, or just look like it.) So yea it should be amusing to witness the slaughter of Tim Burton's newest film Corpse Bride...ha, don't make me laugh.

Come one, come all, every 10 year old kid will be seeing Corpse Bride and if you don't...you won't be cool enough to be isolated from the popular kids you wish you were!
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....

Stupid children

by Cypress May 4, 2006

nightmare before christmas

Best damn movie EVER. Tim Burton and Harry Selick are some DAMN GENIUSES. Characters ROCK and Nothing can beat it out.

Kidnap the sandy claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then, turn off all the lights!

by Banana (k) May 25, 2004

brobst before hobst

an alternative to the common phrase, "bros before hoes," used to show male comraderie. derived from a famous male leader known as "zak brobst" who constantly reminded his friends that women were not as important as friends, ever.

me: sorry guys, i cant play poker tonight. wife wants me to stay in.

brobst: duuuuude. cmon, im not getting off this phone until you commit to playing poker. brobst before hobst, man, brobst before hobst.

by kurticus May 23, 2006

shut face before I break face

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.

"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

by Dennibel February 17, 2004

nightmare before christmas

A good but extremely overrated movie about the Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington, trying to bring along a new holiday in Halloween Town - Christmas.

However, things go very wrong when Santa Claus gets kidnapped by Oogie Boogie, nearly ruining Christmas in both Halloween Town and the real world. Jack saves him in the end and Santa goes back to his world. Halloween Town... just simply stays Halloween Town.

Like I said, while the movie is good, people should stop calling it "the best movie ever", because yes - it IS very creative, but come on, you have to admit there were some pretty bad parts in it too (like the part before the end, where Jack saves Santa. It was just too.. lacking).

It's also generally loved by the goth/emo subculture.. maybe because of the whole Halloween thing.. and the overall gothic appearance? I dunno.. let them love it as they will.

Retard: omg Nightmare Before Christmas is the BEEESSSTT MOVIE EVERRRRRR!!

Non-retard: ... shut up.

by SomeBadJOKE January 17, 2007

it always thunders before it rains

When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.

"How come it always thunders before it rains?"

by Sean G January 5, 2006