An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.
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The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.
A.K.A. BK
A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 16, 2010
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Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
Get the Bearded Spiderman mug.A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
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