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Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019
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Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom
Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
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Witch Catch

A Witch Catch is the culmination of a successful Witch Hunt.
It appears that Mueller's Witch Hunt, currently with over 32 indictments and or convictions, has turned into a successful Witch Catch.
by keyline26 November 28, 2018
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the kiwi witch

The most satanic queen is all the unicorn realms
beware the kiwi witch she will steal you.
by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018
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Natural Witch

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.
Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".
by MagickDragon December 1, 2020
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Witches stew

When you cum in that big hole and throw up in it and mix it around making it look like witches stew
Bro that witches stew Joey Aiden and me has last night was crazy
by Kingwingwong April 27, 2023
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Night Witch

The worst card in clash royale despite its legendary rarity. If you use this card in clash royale it is probably the reason you are stuck in the arena you’re in.
Oh you use night witch? How long have you been meantly retarded?
by okcostello November 21, 2021
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