Basement Furnace

When one slices the cap off of a hot pepper and uses it to apply the burning irritant to the rim of a girl's asshole, finishing by inserting said pepper into the vaginal crevasse.

Mildred mentioned that she wanted to spice up our sex life...so Thaddeus gave her the Basement Furnace

by The Boondock Saints October 22, 2008

Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.

Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.

by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009

bashenger

Someone who is being bashed for delivering a bad message / bad news.

"Don't shoot him, he's just the bashenger"

by Local AT February 6, 2008

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Baeenagraits

Teenagers with unusual bad traits, these traits include the music they listen to, their role in society, the clothes they wear, how spoiled they are, gangs, and just general signs of a bad person and lack of intelligence. Teens in general have always had bad traits, but come on, in this generation it's like they're asking to get worse.

"These millennials were once baeenagraits. How shameful." - An actually intelligent person

by RekVille October 22, 2018

Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019