Barney

A pedophile in a thicc purple costume

Oh look its barney the thicc boi

by Barney the addict September 25, 2020

BARNEY

He will eat your soul °~°

Girl1: BARNEY is creepy

Girl2: yeah...why did you do this for your sister again?
Girl1: Because she wants to be BARNEY for Halloween
Girl2: I am going to have nightmares...

by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.

“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025

Barneying

The act of sexually harrassing people as Barney the dinosaur. Preferably in the online Disney game Toontown.

A Barney was Barneying me in Toon Valley.

by SpermOnToast August 11, 2024

barney

He is so fucked up. He teaches kids that they need to love their families inside and out. Probably why incest occurs. Barney teaches kids that the world is a beautiful place. The sad thing it is not. We are trying to kick ISIS ass back to where it came from. The world is down on money. Donald Trump became president and is possibly going to start a world war 3 on top of a nuclear war. Barney all he is doing is making little kids believe that the world is a wonderful place and to prove it he sings these retarded songs. He also makes it to where kids have no personality or life.

Barney needs to go to hell

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021