Balanced Breakfast

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

by NegroV2 May 29, 2016

balanced-diet

The practise of maintaining a life while also eating nutritiously.

While most would define a balanced-diet in terms of nutritional value, the correct definition relates to maintaining a balanced lifestyle which includes sleeping, partying and eating well.

Ahh I'd love to cook pork belly but i'm trying to maintain a balanced-diet, so I'm gonna go party instead.

by cloudedhaus May 11, 2018

Balkan gains

A disgusting YouTuber who is fatphobic, misogynistic, and fatherless who is also friends with gigacheddar

Balkan gains has been banned off of YouTube

by Nascarfan2007 January 22, 2023

outstanding balance

An extreme example of ambiguity

If something is balanced assuming it is even and in harmony it should not even be outstanding balance though perhaps outstandingly even

by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009

Soul Balance

When a ginger (who as we all know, has no soul) seeks out a black person (who have a lot of soul) to find a balance. (Or vice versa)

My ginger friend only dates black guys to balance her soul = soul balance

by Jemma6 June 2, 2010

Get the Balance Right

There's more besides joyrides
Little house in the countryside
Understand, learn to demand,
Compromise, sometimes lie

Get the Balance right, get the balance right

Be responsible, respectable,
Stable but gullible
Concerned and caring, help the helpless
But always remain ultimately selfish

Get the balance right, get the balance right

You think you've got a hold of it all
You haven't got a hold at all
When you reach the top, get ready to drop
Prepare yourself for the fall, you're gonna fall
It's almost predictable

Don't take this way, don't take that way
Straight down the middle until next Thursday
Push to the left, back to the right
Twist and turn 'til you've got it right

Get the balance right

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

Ashley Ballantyne

A very beautiful girl. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. She is unique and very comfortable to be with. She has glasses but wears contacts, she is beautiful with both on. She is very popular but only lets a few friends be her bestfriends. If you meet her, consider yourself a lucky person. Don't ever break her heart. She's very tough. Her sense of humor makes her very awesome. She has a awesome sense of style. She is one of my bestfriends.

YOU; Woah, are you a Ashley Ballantyne?

Ashley Ballantyne; Why yes I am. :)

YOU; Cool.

by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011