ballantyne
ballantyne by John Ko June 17, 2008
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Ballantyne
Ballantyne is the surname of a total eshay, lad, pussy destroyer, is the most fucking awesome guy ever. His dick is at least 69 inches. And tittes fuckes all the bids
Ballantyne by 123 Fake Street March 17, 2015
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Ashley Ballantyne
A very beautiful girl. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. She is unique and very comfortable to be with. She has glasses but wears contacts, she is beautiful with both on. She is very popular but only lets a few friends be her bestfriends. If you meet her, consider yourself a lucky person. Don't ever break her heart. She's very tough. Her sense of humor makes her very awesome. She has a awesome sense of style. She is one of my bestfriends.
Ashley Ballantyne by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011
Lanaye Ballantyne
Very beautiful, brown beautiful eyes, and nice hair. Her herself is very awesome. Her humor is one of the best. Comfortable to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet her. She is one of my bestfriends. She deserves better then what people give her. Very unique.
Lanaye Ballantyne by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011
Ballantine Ale
An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!
first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.
first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.
Ballantine Ale by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009
Ballantines Day
Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
Ballantines Day by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014
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