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burrito sleve 

A sexy sleve with a sexy burrito just sexy baby.
burrito sleve by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017

burrito monster 

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
burrito monster by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017

Burrito wrapper 

The tortilla that makes up the outer layer of a burrito.
I’m going to fill my burrito wrapper with beans, cheese and meat.
Burrito wrapper by The Boss 13579 February 12, 2018

burrito lock 

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
burrito lock by PigBat May 13, 2018

Burrito Defeato 

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.
"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

Burrito Hippies 

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”