Bloated

When someone eats a ton of food and their stomach expands

Scott had finished thanksgiving dinner with his dad.
He leaned back and bleached loudly before running his bloated stomach

stuffed food baby

by ethansawsome2002 June 15, 2016

Party Boat

n.- the hip or in crowd; being involved in said crowd or group. Opposite of the homo boat. Usually used in comparison with the homo boat.

"DUDE! Don't you wish you were in the party boat?"

by theDefiner December 3, 2004

thanksgiving boat

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.

Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.

by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010

French Tug-Boat

When you place your testicles lightly on the surface of a glass of chocolate milk and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass

"Hey billy why don't you give me a FRENCH TUG-BOAT this evening, after our chess club meeting!"

by nigga bitch fo life November 1, 2008

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007

boat hoe

On a Navy ship, that is what the sluts or whores are called.

There's a lot of boat hoes on this ship.

by Cat Anderson October 4, 2008

Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.

Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here

by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009