bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

Bollacks

The wrong way to spell Bollocks.

Teacher: How do you spell bollocks?
Boy: *spells* Bollacks
Teacher: WRONG!

by Terrum May 24, 2008

cock or bollock

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Bollock Head

a small creature that lurks around midd arndale

shut up your mates with bollock head

by fredjkl November 10, 2012

bollocko

When Chigz is naked he thinks this is the word to explain it...

''i was in my garden bollocko...''

by illness January 29, 2005

Bollocking

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.

"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"

by Lucy May 29, 2003