bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

blond sanchez

The act of fingering a vagina and then wiping the vaginal fluid across the upper lip of the fingeree or any unsuspecting individual.

I fingered this chick in the bathroom, walked out and gave my friend an blond sanchez.

by snacko1 October 9, 2008

bloody sword

to have sex with a girl whos on her peroid and get blood on your penis.

" i screwed sally on her special time of the month and got a bloody sword "

by Rajer November 26, 2005

Bloody Squirrel

You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.

"I thought my girlfriend needed a tattoo on her back, but instead I gave her a bloody Squirrel"

by Joe P Leprechaun October 18, 2008

bloody shit

another way of saying "what the fuck", "oh my gosh", "holy shit", "are you serious?" etc.

Bloody shit, is there nobody here with any common sense?

by UrbanPrick March 2, 2014

bloody sheila

I am actually posting this to see if anyone can tell me what it means. I overheard it and judging from the reaction it elicited, I assumed it was from the Rusty Trombone, Cleveland Steamer genre. Any thoughts?

Suggestions please.

by Peter W April 22, 2003

Bloody Sleeve

N: 1)A used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman's menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male's asshole. Having a Bloody Sleeve is the equivalent to a shitty dick after anal sex. 2) The name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) A common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.

1) Pete: Dood, I was rippin' down on my bitch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bloody sleeve ever. It was so bad I just decided to blue ball myself.

Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.

2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.

Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.

3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!

by CloroxCrazed December 4, 2010