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BetaMale

Someone who screws things up not because they have to, but because they like to. A person who has a limited ability to do harm, but will gladly do harm within the limits of their abilities. Someone who is weak.
BetaMales come from all walks of life and occupy many positions in society. The more clout or authority a BetaMale has, the more problems he causes.
by IronMikey April 14, 2023
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dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.
"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."
by Captain Frank April 24, 2008
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Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.
by icicler August 14, 2012
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Alex Betancourt

The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.
Bro, Alex Betancourt just fucked my girlfriend and got her pregnant.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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Absolute Beta Male

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy
Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019
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Bottom beta bitch

He topped me like the bottom beta bitch I am.
by Cockma male grindset November 10, 2021
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Schizo-Beta

A person who keeps rambling delusions and refuses to accept any other opinion other than theirs whilst simultaneously
imagining themselves as superior in every way.
Person 1: Hey, did you see what Russia did to the village in Ukraine?
Person 2: Yeah man, sucks that the media portrays Russia to be the bad guy.
Person 1:They literally started this conflict
Person 2: No, Russia was just pressured due the current state of geopolitics complication and NATO forcing them to retaliate...Just cope and learn facts boy.
Person 1: Wow, what a schizo-beta
by butchbutcher March 7, 2022
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