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Billionaires

We (The shit-libs) hate billionaires... And climate change is super important... But only until a corporate feminist needs to spend $70,000 a month in her private jet to get her front end loosened by a tight end...
Hym "And then billionaires are fine. And climate change? Well, you see, it isn't THAT billionaire that is the problem... It's only the ones that aren't willing to feed little girls to my donkey overlord. But seriously guys... It's SUPER important that the kills from the Palestinian genocide add to my scoreboard, ok? Don't give them to the Jews."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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Billionaireitis

Billionaireitis - A condition that occurs when a person amasses such extreme wealth that it warps their worldview and transforms them into a dictatorial figure. Individuals afflicted with Billionaireitis believe that their immense riches entitle them to absolute authority and that the world owes them obedience and reverence. Symptoms often include: Inflated Ego, Entitlement Complex, Control Freakism, Philanthro-scrubbing, Reality distortion, Empathy busting,
Ever since he made his billions, he's been suffering from a severe case of Billionaireitis. Now, he thinks he can control everything and everyone around him.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
by MavrickSauls May 8, 2024
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billions must die

a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.

this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 1, 2024
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Billionaires

So, should fuck-boys not exist or are you going to broaden the distribution of that too?
Hym "The parallel between billionaires and fuck-boys is there."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, people and leadership roles.

See: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Gina Reinhart.
Person 1: "I heard Elon Musk has aspergers"

Person 2: "Nah man, people with aspergers know what a Nazi salute is, that fuckwit has Billionare's Syndrome."
by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025
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Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments and people.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, votes, people and leadership roles.

See: Donald Trump, Elon Musk.
"I heard Elon Musk has aspergers and doesnt know better"

"Nah that fuckwit is too rich, he knows, he just has Billionare's Syndrome and thinks we can't figure it out"

See also,

"Trumps raised the price of prescription drugs"
"No surprise, Billionare's Syndrome - he only wants the rich to live."
by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025
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