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Siberian New Balance

when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment
Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!
by earnsmojo January 31, 2021
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rolling fuck bale

Used to describe the excitement and/or anxiety of iterative "fuck!" moments, as if being chased downhill by a rolling bale of hay.
Travis & Andy showed up at the party, so of course it turned into a rolling fuck bale.
by RollingFuckBale February 13, 2022
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off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad
"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"
by J Benefit November 19, 2007
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Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about
Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.
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The Balance

The ratio between girls and boys in an event; such as a party. The best ratio to have is 1:1. However, if the balance is going to become unbalanced then the ratio must have more girls than boys.
Dude, the party last night was awesome because we each had our own girl. The balance was perfect!!!!
by Wildcard! November 29, 2010
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balend

A word for which no one knows the meaning, speculation on the meaning of this word mounts.

One suggested definition follows:

A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.
E.g. "warlord you f**king balend"
by *Magic* August 29, 2008
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Balenciaga Fever

The uncontrollable addiction to purchase a new pair of $1,000 shoes everytime a collection is released.
Don't mind him, he is not actually sick, he is impulsively dripped the fuck out 24/7 - he has Balenciaga Fever.
by srslyRigby January 25, 2022
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