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Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.
What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot
doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot
by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022
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mast batting

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.
by drum solo March 30, 2009
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Possum Biting

N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.
"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."

"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."
by SouthernFriedChicken February 5, 2010
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soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.
Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"
by Lawrence K. April 1, 2010
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fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.
i was fifa-bating over my goal last night
by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011
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Snow Basting

Snow Basting is the act of hitting a line off your mans cock and then deep throating the knob to make sure the job is done. The side effects are awesome as well he gets numb and you get lit at the same time!!! Aka Snow Basting!
Ski off my stick girl i need to get basted!!
I know you snowed but did you baste him??

Thats Snow Basting!
by bruNiCC November 8, 2017
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