shart attack

A shart attack is what occurs when multiple sharts take place. You shart once, but figure that the chances of it happening again so soon are infinitesimal, so you fart again. And guess what, it's a shart. This, however, is only a double shart. A full blown shart attack is when the subject is stupid enough to do it more than twice in a row without repairing the situation (new underwear, shower, etc.).

He thought for sure that it couldn't happen three times in a row, but lo and behold, he was having a shart attack.

by MS-2020 April 9, 2010

Attack of the Brokeback

To be:
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity

Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.

by Christophe Graham July 17, 2006

Depression Attack

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.

“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”

by iiPureGarbage March 5, 2018

orgasmic attack

When you have a random orgasm.

Did you see Stacy have an orgasmic attack on Saturday

by Fyufl December 10, 2017

wank attack

When suddenly you get horny for no reason and your hands go down your pants and you wank by pure instinct.

His hands started to shake, and then dove down his pants. "Oh shit, I'm having a wank attack!" he wailed.

by wankwad23 May 15, 2004

Attack of the clones

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.

Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

heart attack on a plate

If you are in Quebec, this is often meant to refer specifically to the national dish of the sovereign nation of Quebec: Poutine. It's fries + tons of cheese curds + hella gravy.

If you are from outside of Quebec, you probably haven't eaten any good poutine

by Poutine. May 13, 2005