asshalf

A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.

You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.

by ass troll February 20, 2009

asschime

non stop shit talk out of mouth, or ass..

She had some asschime as I see swearing about that mans filthy jacket.

by europopian July 30, 2009

asschasm

Another word for Anus.

I dont like it when she touches my asschasm.

by rev7 January 23, 2010

assheaded

1.To describe someone that has their head up in their ass.

2. To describe someone that's ridiculously stubborn/

1.Rich is being assheaded today, He won't admit he was wrong.

2. Dave was being assheaded that he's pathetic.

by ryukage99 September 1, 2010

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012

Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".

A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.

by KJ71 May 12, 2014

asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.

Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!

by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 25, 2014