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Assinahole

When a chick's vagina stretches all the way to her asshole, making it one hole.
That bitch's assinahole killed my boner.
by Bitch Crystal February 19, 2011
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Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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Assignment Induced Anorexia

(a) When one is so absorbed in an assignment they forget to eat for the entire day.

(b) When one is so time pressed to finish an assignment the thought of spending any precious time hunting for or gathering food induces so much anxiety that not eating is the only way to eliminate the anxiety and finish studying
you know why I'm so thin, it because of this assignment! i haven't eaten in 3 days. I'm developing Assignment Induced Anorexia
by stwil September 23, 2012
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Assinosis

The tingly feeling you get in your butt after sitting for a long time. Also know as your butt falling asleep
We gotta get out of this car for a bit. I have a bad case of Assinosis.
by Joonas4321 September 12, 2015
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ashingto

The hottest thing in the universe and most likely to be famous on Snapchat and tiktok!
That girl over there is a ashingto!
by Poppy willington September 15, 2020
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To Assange someone

To send a dossier, or compilation of documents, to ruin someone.
To Assange someone: She stabbed me in the back so I Assanged her. What? I FedExd a dossier to her lover. Once she gets it... Wait and watch her world explode.
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Menage Assange

The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assange’s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.
Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.
by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012
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